Greg Hirsch

Somewhere, presumably in Canada, Greg Hirsch is taking a training course to be an amusement park mascot for Waystar Royco. He had gotten high in his car earlier, and is now getting overheated in the suit. Some kids run up to him and start beating him up, causing him to vomit in the suit. He is promptly fired and sent home. He then calls his mother, who tells him to fly out and see his great-uncle Logan for his 80th birthday party and try to get a job with him. Greg reluctantly agrees. Upon arriving in New York, Greg greets his great-uncle at the back of his apartment building with a gift. Greg is then promptly thrown against the wall by Logan's bodyguard, Colin. He explains that it was his mother who said it was okay for him to go to the birthday party. Colin releases him, and Logan allows Greg to ride in the elevator with him. They exit the elevator and see that the rest of Logan's family has arrived. Logan absentmindedly thanks everyone and introduces Greg. Greg grabs Logan and asks

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Somewhere, presumably in Canada, Greg Hirsch is taking a training course to be an amusement park mascot for Waystar Royco. He had gotten high in his car earlier, and is now getting overheated in the suit. Some kids run up to him and start beating him up, causing him to vomit in the suit. He is promptly fired and sent home. He then calls his moth...Read more

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